Mueller Time

It was Chris Mueller's second start as a pro and he took advantage. #Intangibles below, we'll talk goal later. 

SPEED. 

TOUCH.

PRESSURE. 

Sané is So Good at This

Seriously. He pulls the attack offside at least once per match. It's fun to watch. 

So Sexy

Goal of the week no doubt if this goes in. Love the first touch from Kljestan. He was just warming up...

Vegetable Emoji 

I love a good Bendik 1-handed save. He makes it look so casual, but if I tried this in my beer league it would be a disaster. 

I Came In Like a Wrecking Ball

I just liked this loop and there wasn't a 'WIll Johnson, Wrecking Ball" GIF for this match, so this is what you get.

Clutch from Kreis 

What a smart sub from Kreis. Will Johnson moves to right back and Cristian Higuita proceeds to dominate the middle of the pitch for the rest of the night. 

#99

What a goal. Kljestan's patience (could Philly have given him any more time??) and Dom's ability to get onside. 

A closer look at Dom clearly in an onside position. 

Kinesthesis. Look it up. Dom has it in bunches and this touch off the back wasn't a mistake. 

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😁

Ca$h Mueller

I feel like Mel Kiper when I'm talking about Mueller. Hustle. Effort. Determination. Not an easy goal here by any means. 

I prefer the knee slide, but this is cool too. 

That Philly Feeling

I've never seen a more sarcastic clap. The meme potential here is off the charts. 

The Laundry Man

Is that even a thing? Are there laundry men who keep sheets clean? "Washing Machine" would make more sense, but it's not very flattering. 

He Scores When He Wants

Even when it doesn't count. 

Nearly 100

It's alright. It'll be more fun when he score his 100th at home this Saturday. 

Take the L

Victory Royale! 3rd squad victory in a row.